Your Partner in Crime

All I know is that I enjoy the randomness of life.

I suppose this used to happen quite often

  • James: Lily?
  • Lily: Mmmm
  • James: I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him.
  • Lily:
  • James:
  • Lily:
  • James:
  • Lily:
  • James: ...but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room.

alaynestone:

that awful feeling when you watch a character you love get ruined by the writers and can’t do anything to stop it

(via hornyhunterishorny)

jenniferdamiano:

so

my little sister won her school’s spelling bee right

and so me and my mom go decide to get her a congratulatory cake from walmart

and we’re talkin to the bakery lady about the spelling bee and my mom’s like ‘can you ice a yellow bee onto the cake?’

and the lady’s like ‘i’ll make two to balance it out’

we get the cake back

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iguanamouth:

birds are so ridiculous how do they even all exist???

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fuckin

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crazy ass

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bobbleheaded

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tiny motherfuckin

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i dont even

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things that dont make any sense

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dragon faced

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jesus christ is that a duck

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some kind of prehistoric nonsense

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holy shit where is your beak even birds, BIRDS

(via garrettfumes)